SIL Humor

This will be brief but as most of you know the SIL and I haven't spoken in over a year and when I say haven't spoken I mean that her mom lives 2 doors down from me and I don't wave if I see SIL there, I wave to her mom but not her.

Well apparently SIL and Witch aren't speaking either and so SIL has come back to the 'dark side', LMAO Witch was right SIL is SO TWO FACED! I will give Witch that one and sadly I learned the VERY VERY hard way by trusting and telling her things...not super secret things but things about Witch and I'm sure she told Witch all the things I said and I could tell Witch all the things SIL said too but why bother I recall graduating high school quite some time ago.

So, it's a beautiful Sunday we have kids everywhere and friends are over and coach is over with his kids it was just a fun day, Scarecrow comes in with her cousin whom I haven't seen in a LONG time and is SIL 's middle daughter, she's cute, talks to me tells me about her new braces and Scarecrow is just so excited to see her, they go outside and play with the rest of the kids. At some point a little later the door bell rings and Wizard answers it, I'm in the laundry room doing what else but laundry and its SIL she came to pick up her daughter, no biggie to me. Then I hear Scarecrow yelling for me, I'm like what?! She says did you know that Aunt SIL is here, I said yes, she said well she wants to say hi so come outside, in my head I'm going WTF?! SIL hates me, has talked shit about me and now thinks that I'm going to be her BFF because she and Witch aren't friends, WHATEVER! I smile, tell Scarecrow I'll be out as soon as I get the laundry in the washer.

I put my best 'game face' (the face I put on in front of Witch, the children, and anyone else I don't like) on and go outside and say hi, she asks where Lion is because she hasn't seen her since October...interesting that would be about the time of one kids bday but I can't remember which and I'm sure that since Oct. Witch and SIL have fought about something, do I care, not really. I'm nice tell her how everyone is, ask about her oldest and say hi to the youngest, to my surprise BIL (brother in law) is there...I dont' like him much more than her but for different reasons. We make small talk and then they're on their way. It was a long 10-15 mins. I mean really...thanks for being nice but fuck off...I don't like you and you don't like me so just collect your child, smile and leave...fake ass